Harry accidentally drinks some lighter fluid and goes crazy, casting spells on the people in his neighborhood that make them vomit Keebler chocolate chip cookies. He then steals a Porsche and drives it in to a nearby lake, angering environmentalists, who happen to make up 97% of his readership. No longer selling books, Harry is forced to become a gas station attendant, where he invents a device to prevent his glasses from sliding down his nose. He becomes wildly rich and famous off the idea, moves in to a mansion, holds lavish parties, and is more popular then ever, until he is sued by all the users of his product and fades in to obscurity.